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1. Father: A banker provided by nature.
 
2. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

3. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 

4. Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.

5. Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

6. College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

7. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.

8. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

10. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

11. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
:Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's.

12. Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
:Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

13. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

14. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

15. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.

16. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

17. Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

18. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY

19. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

20. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us .... except that he got caught.

21. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after.

22. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills...

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