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Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha, Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho. Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha, "bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.." Taxi chord, maine bus pakard li, conductor se poocha, "ji.. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wo ghurra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yahan cigarette pina mana hai" Maine kaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!" Phir se ghurrrraya, "usne mujhse poocha nahi hai" Aagre pahucha, hotel gaya. Manager se kaha, "mujhe room chahiye, satvee manzil pe" Manager ne kaha, "rahne ke liye ya koodne ke liye?" Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega." Usne jawab diya, "nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai." Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se poocha, "janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?" Janab hans kar bole, "peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi pardi hai...." 
Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chonk parda Usne poocha, "dilli kaise aana hua?" Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pard gayi thi, to maine bhi jawab diya,"Train se.." Meri aao bhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,"areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, use kuch taja taja khilao.." Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khirdkiya aur darwaje khol diye. Kaha, "taji hawa kha lijiye." Dost ne phir se bardi pyar se biwi se kaha, "areeee sunti ho...inhe jara apna chalis saal purana achaar to dikhana." Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi, Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha, "bhabhiji, achaar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi....?" Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya, "yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to achaar chalis saal purana kaise hota..?" Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne pote ko soola rahi thi, Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja." Lori sun mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya hai?" Dost ne jawab diya, "mere pote ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi, isiliye hamne esker naam diploma rakh diya." Phir maine poocha, "aaj kal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?" Dost ne jawab diya, "bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye...." 

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